Do the Creep

So a couple of weeks ago I came home to my apartment to find a package I ordered from amazon on my doorstep. The box had obviously been cut open and one of the flaps was partially torn off like someone had been rooting around in it. Apparently once they realized that all i’d ordered was an arm rest and a mouse pad for work they left it alone.

My loot crate came with no issues but when I ordered a note book from amazon it disappeared between being delivered and when I got home. It was like a 5 dollar notebook but still.

So I emailed my land lord yesterday afternoon to tell him someone took it and mentioned the box cutting open incident.

Tonight at 11 pm I hear this tiny knock on my door (that has no peep hole of fucking course) and 5 minutes later when I get up the balls to open it there is my fucking amazon package sitting there.

And now I have no idea what to think. FYI to all you possible mail thieves out there though; returning someones package is not something you do at 11 pm on a Monday night if you want to be anything BUT creepy.





goodfellasattiffanys:

When Rust turns into a philosopher

goodfellasattiffanys:

When Rust turns into a philosopher


msshakespeare:

hetaliaahfuck:

University students be like 

Still like this.

msshakespeare:

hetaliaahfuck:

University students be like 

Still like this.


jackbaracumquat:

JACKBARACUMQUAT’S 40K GIVAWAY

oh goodness its giveaway time again.

So we have some extra Macbooks lying around at work and I managed to obtain a couple of them. So I was like “hey lets do another giveaway I guess since I just got back to 40k followers” sound good? I  think so.

whatchu get

a 2011 macbook pro that has barely been used

sweet ass keyboard covers

okay so rules and such:

must be following me (jackbaracumquat) because follower giveaways and such. Unfollow me after I don’t care but I will check and see if the winner is following me.

likes and reblogs both count since I know its easier to keep track of things when you like them. More reblogs more chances and whatever.

and I will use a random generator to pick the winner!!!

AND I WILL SHIP WORLDWIDE! (But it may take longer to get it out to you if you live in some place like Guam or something because I feel like thats really expensive)

okay so I will be choosing the winner on November 16th (because I like that day) and winner will be inboxed (SO KEEP YOUR INBOX OPEN BECAUSE IF I CAN’T MESSAGE YOU YOU WON’T GET IT)

And IF I GET A TON OF HATE MAIL LIKE I DID LAST TIME I’ll just shut the whole thing down. Not dealing with that. And I know who sends me the hate so just keep that in mind if you send me hate I will guarantee that you don’t win.

GOOD LUCK. INBOX ME IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS. 

(via jackbaracumquat)


berryciesta:

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

Tale as old as timeOlder than that guyBeauty and Maurice

berryciesta:

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

Tale as old as time
Older than that guy
Beauty and Maurice

(via moonblossom)


cathexys:

cesperanza:

invisiblelad:

spillboy:

More proof that Paul Ryan is a despicable human being.

Objectivisim at its finest. When the cause he defunded becomes a pop culture fad, why let’s get our photo op in! 

Oh, it’s much MUCH worse. I bet he’s delighted at the ALS challenge. Because we shouldn’t have government, we should have “charity” and “democracy” funded by “individuals” - the person with the most clever meme gets all the money, that’s the beauty of the free market, amiright? You better work, girl! Those sick kids with cancer ain’t half as entertaining, and it’s a good thing the Parkinson’s people have that Michael J. Fox, he was so funny in Back to the Future. < / not bitter, not bitter or angry at all actually, shutting up now. >

Yup, that’s the US approach to every disaster, to being poor, being sick. Collect money for that cute kid’s surgery and go around neighborhoods to get donations for this shelter. Because we couldn’t raise taxes and help people, now could we? It’s individualism par excellence, where communities at most help their own—too bad if yours is poor.

cathexys:

cesperanza:

invisiblelad:

spillboy:

More proof that Paul Ryan is a despicable human being.

Objectivisim at its finest. When the cause he defunded becomes a pop culture fad, why let’s get our photo op in! 

Oh, it’s much MUCH worse. I bet he’s delighted at the ALS challenge. Because we shouldn’t have government, we should have “charity” and “democracy” funded by “individuals” - the person with the most clever meme gets all the money, that’s the beauty of the free market, amiright? You better work, girl! Those sick kids with cancer ain’t half as entertaining, and it’s a good thing the Parkinson’s people have that Michael J. Fox, he was so funny in Back to the Future. < / not bitter, not bitter or angry at all actually, shutting up now. >

Yup, that’s the US approach to every disaster, to being poor, being sick. Collect money for that cute kid’s surgery and go around neighborhoods to get donations for this shelter. Because we couldn’t raise taxes and help people, now could we? It’s individualism par excellence, where communities at most help their own—too bad if yours is poor.

(via chuuface)